The story revolve s around MINTY, a youthful, raven haire d, punk rock, femini st, female super heroine, that gets her s uper powers from eatin g chocolate, which is a good sour ce of antioxi dant s. One day Mi nty's agent, BIG BOSS, a n older and honorab le ge ntleme n, is take n hostage by DO CTOR BRAIN B ENDER, the ev il mastermind. M inty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doc...
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The sto ry revolves around MINTY, a you thful, raven haire d, punk rock, f eminist, femal e super heroine, that gets her sup er powers from eat ing chocol ate, which is a good sourc e of anti oxidants. One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gent lemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil maste rmind. M inty then fights her way up various perv erse floors of Doctor Brain B ender's paranormal bui lding to defea t several unusual villains: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak o f nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassi n; RAT MONSTER, a depress ed mu tant; BR UCE ZEE, a psych o martial arti st; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a bl indfold ed gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual l esbian va mpire. Alon g this wild odyssey, M inty educates her adversarie s on t he fascinating w orld of natu ral sc ience and then uses her beauty, her b rains, a nd pure brutal ity to demonstrat e the biological theory of the survival of th e fittest. Minty: The Assassin is an artsy ind ie film th at h onors the wonderful B-movi es that pu shed the boundar ies of Ameri can cine ma. It pays homage to the underrated. T he film respects the soul of what makes B -movies entertaining. Instead of being restricted by a convolu ted storyline, Minty: The Assass in focuses on characters -- outrage ous pe rson alitie s that say and do some really unconventional thin
精彩剧情/对白：“哥，我的难道不是实话吗，建造厂如今忙 成这样，大家恨不得不睡觉 建造船只，她 们这些娘们来看看看，有什么用吗？就算是老夫人曾经有苦劳，那也是以前了，不是现在，现在建造厂和 以前不同了！左老夫人在内宅休息了那么久的时间，她那里还懂这些啊？不是来捣乱的又是 什么呢？
“不是俺发现的，是我们家捡来的那姑娘发现的。她，这个野菜 ，张家村很多，而且张家村土壤也适合生长它们。俺 们村里啊，可以家 家户户用这个炒菜吃，好 吃，也可以弄一点去城里卖。只是一下做不了太多，这个东西要刚摘才能炒出油来，这个油只能放两三日。不过 ，俺寻思着 啊，能赚一点，比咱们村里没买卖好啊！”
“这次来找你，一来是因为要告诉你他死 聊事情，二来是 来接你回去的。苏季同死了，苏家便要你撑起门楣了 ，老夫老了 ，没有几年了，下面的几个都还，只能靠你了 。苏家只要撑过去了，你就是苏家的功臣，将来是要载入苏家的史册 的。”
“你什么，什么勾搭 不勾搭的？常明乃是自己倾 慕我，这才非要退亲的，当初我又不是没有劝过 ，但是他铁了心。我也是想着强扭的瓜不甜 ，这才没有再阻拦 了。没想到大姐姐不得常二 少爷的喜欢，心眼竟然如此 狭隘，把这事 情怪我头上了。”
“倒不是他 委屈什么 ，而是怕公主你委屈了，永恒寒他前段时间 ，已经娶了皇子妃了，公主你再嫁，自然是吧妥当的。要么，公主在其他没 有成亲的皇子里面任选一个 吧，你可以带走也可以留下 来，就算是留下来，朕可以让他做驸马，事事以你为主，你看如何 ？”
